Leary Stir Fry Machine: Cooking with Flavor Variables and Intentional Chaos

Why This Exists
Keegan and I love working on little personal projects together, especially when they combine our powers.
I’m a scientist and systems modeler.
I can’t not see the world through data, parameters, and optimization.
I’m also a hobbyist web designer. And a lifelong stir fry consumer (read: menace).
Keegan builds websites.
He’s also an intuitive cook – particularly when it comes to stir fry.
No recipes. No measurements. Just improvised ingredients and a wok.
This project happened the way our favorite ones do: totally organically, out of a shared craving and a mutual obsession with building things that are technically unnecessary but spiritually essential.
The Stir-Fry Epiphany
One night we realized: stir-fry is basically a formula.
There’s a base that never really changes: garlic, scallion, ginger, sesame oil, soy sauce. The constants.
Then you throw in the variables: something sweet, something sour, something umami. Pick a protein. Add a veggie. Boom.
It’s not a recipe. It’s a model.
And once I said that out loud, my brain couldn’t let it go.
Naturally, We Made It Clickable
So we built a little web app. It keeps the constants and randomizes the variables. It’s a linear model disguised as a dinner generator.
(Or maybe the other way around??)
I designed the site and the algo.
Keegan built the site and made the food.
We both enthusiastically taste-tested (many times, for science).
What This Really is
This isn’t a polished GTM product.
It’s a small spontaneous piece of collaborative (romantic?!) art.
It’s a manifestation of delight in between structure and randomness.
It’s a button for when your brain is tired but your fridge isn’t empty.
A framework for making dinner when you don’t want to follow rules but still want it to taste good.
We made it because we love stir fry.
And because we love collaborating.
We made it for fun. And for dinner.
We hope it gives you a little of both.